"Becky, if you don't want me to marry him, just say so. Don't give me nightmares forever."

Someone out there has the good fortune/terrible luck of being redditor malsapeach's sister, and we wish her all the best with her marriage to the guy whose face has been printed out and tied to all of these women's heads. That's right, her last big hurrah as a single woman was greeted by tons of cutouts of her future husband's face. Kinda takes the wind out of your sails for the stripper cops later on.

Perhaps the recent art project where the greatest photographs of the 20th Century were recreated with John Malkovich reminded malsapeach of Being John Malkovich, and she wanted to reenact the famous "Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich" scene. Maybe she just wanted her sister to not bone a random dude in the bathroom in a moment of desperation and fear. 

No, wait! I'm wearing a mask! I'm a young, pretty woman! Is this not where the party is?

Most likely, she wanted to remember their childhood moments playing Goldeneye for N64


(by Johnny McNulty)