Dude kicks bridesmaid in the head and rips his pants for what might be the most disastrous wedding pic ever taken.
It was a magical day. Not a dry or unswelled eye in the house. (Via)
This majestic memory was shared by redditor Tfoster7102 with the not-beating-around-the-bush title, "So I jumped, kicked this bridesmaid in the head, and ripped my pants."
Pics and it happened!
As if being a bridesmaid didn't suck enough, this poor girl had the added indignity of being kicked in the face while one of poor man's Seth McFarlane's balls tried to make a break for it. But, look on the bright side. She got to steal focus from the bride with some very well-earned sympathy attention at the reception, and stealing focus from the bride is an undisputed victory in the grand tradition of Wedding Warfare.
Let's take a closer look at what went down here.
Here we see our anti-hero at the exact split-second when he realizes he didn't think things through. Look into his eyes and you can spot the glimmer of hope that he might somehow have jumped high enough to get caught up in an orbit, preventing him from ever touching the ground again where he might face charges of assault and indecent exposure, not to mention bridal accusations of having ruined the special, special day.
Over to the right we see the bridesmaid and victim at what looks like milliseconds after the moment of impact, when it's just setting in that this will be the story that gets told every time the subject of her dumb friend's wedding gets brought up in conversation. Her arms are raised to God in a sworn promise that she will do whatever He might wish if He makes it so she never has to be a bridesmaid ever again.
And of course, the triumph of a long-time obstacle finally overcome.
Side-note: As destination weddings go, this one looks like a pretty nice spot. Shame it had to be ruined when this guy decided to try and medal in the humiliation olympics.
(by Bob Powers)
Sources: Redditor Tfoster7102