Middle school girl's absurd description of dream-wedding includes a black dress, moshing, and no one copping a feel.
Yeah, it's fair to say Pinterest is for preppy bitches.
Every little girl dreams of someday walking down the aisle in a non-preppy black dress, moshing to My Chemical Romance (you didn't know what MCR stands for? Loser.) surrounded by friends and family at the reception, and then losing her virginity to her one true love who won't be allowed to touch her boobs because only skanks let boys do that. Of course, the reality is weddings are expensive and stressful to plan, and the middle school student who wrote this note may have to give up on some of her dreams, like a band that does mosh-able covers of MCR. She should never let anyone touch her boobs, though. Duh.