Cash bar, meet cash wedding.

When I heard that Journey guitarist Neal Schon was getting married live on pay-per-view, I assumed that Steve Perry had not only rejoined the band but had decided to finally make an honest man of his old guitar player.  No such luck. Turns out Neal has decided that marriage number five will be with Michaele Salahi, infamous White House party crasher and one of the Real Housewives of Washington, D.C.

What is it about this woman that seems to make guys lose their minds? I don't want to speculate about Neal and Michaele's sex life, because I'm pretty sure no one wants to read or hear about it any more than I want to think about it, but for some reason men get around her and start saying things like, "Crash the White House? Great idea!"

Probably the only other person happy about this is Steve Perry, who must be convinced he made the right decision to quit Journey when he did, because no doubt this news would have resulted in a couple of band meetings. Even the new singer, plucked from homelessness and obscurity in the Philippines, might be trying to wiggle out of this gig.

The couple is registered with all major credit cards.

(by Jonathan Corbett)



Sources: ABC News