The maid part is crucial, probably more so than the "fuck (each other) a lot" part.

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We always thought the proper translation of those cards was, "I stopped at CVS on the way here." We were wrong. This could almost give our own wedding cards a run for their money. Though we're still partial to "Your wedding ceremony was the most beautiful 20 minutes between drinks I've ever witnessed."

Sources: Redditor danideahl