Feb. 21st, 2012
Happy Fat Tuesday to someone who was already fat on Monday.
Mar. 7th, 2011
I'm having my own Mardi Gras celebration without the parades, beads, costumes, or people.
Mar. 2nd, 2011
Your Fat Tuesday is Charlie Sheen's Tuesday.
Feb. 17th, 2009
May this be the year we stop seeing New Orleans as a mismanaged natural disaster and return to identifying it with half-naked, ungodly, man-made devastation.
Feb. 17th, 2009
If you can't make it to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, please feel free to reveal your breasts right here.
Feb. 17th, 2009
I'm supporting the New Orleans economy by maxing out my credit cards in a prolonged blackout.
Feb. 17th, 2009
You must be excited for the one day of the year when your behavior makes sense.
Feb. 17th, 2009
Be sure to enjoy the trademark beverage of New Orleans named for the deadly storm surges that frequently decimate the city.
Feb. 17th, 2009
Sorry no one wanted to see your tits at Mardi Gras.
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