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    Happy Fat Tuesday to someone who was already fat on Monday.

    Happy Fat Tuesday to someone who was already fat on Monday.

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    I'm having my own Mardi Gras celebration without the parades, beads, costumes, or people.

    I'm having my own Mardi Gras celebration without the parades, beads, costumes, or people

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    Your Fat Tuesday is Charlie Sheen's Tuesday.

    Your Fat Tuesday is Charlie Sheen's Tuesday

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    May this be the year we stop seeing New Orleans as a mismanaged natural disaster and return to identifying it with half-naked, ungodly, man-made devastation.

    May this be the year we stop seeing New Orleans as a mismanaged natural disaster and return to identifying it with half-naked, ungodly, man-made devastation

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    If you can't make it to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, please feel free to reveal your breasts right here.

    If you can't make it to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, please feel free to reveal your breasts right here

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    I'm supporting the New Orleans economy by maxing out my credit cards in a prolonged blackout.

    I'm supporting the New Orleans economy by maxing out my credit cards in a prolonged blackout

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    You must be excited for the one day of the year when your behavior makes sense.

    You must be excited for the one day of the year when your behavior makes sense

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    Be sure to enjoy the trademark beverage of New Orleans named for the deadly storm surges that frequently decimate the city.

    Be sure to enjoy the trademark beverage of New Orleans named for the deadly storm surges that frequently decimate the city

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    Sorry no one wanted to see your tits at Mardi Gras.

    Sorry no one wanted to see your tits at Mardi Gras

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