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    Let's spend Memorial Day weekend celebrating the fact that Osama Bin Laden is still dead.

    Let's spend Memorial Day weekend celebrating the fact that Osama Bin Laden is still dead

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    Happy Memorial Day to someone who still complains about how much it hurts to get shot by a paintball gun.

    Happy Memorial Day to someone who still complains about how much it hurts to get shot by a paintball gun

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    I will be solemnly honoring our military this weekend because no one invited me anywhere fun.

    I will be solemnly honoring our military this weekend because no one invited me anywhere fun

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    Let's spend Memorial Day weekend damaging our bodies enough to ensure the military never wants us.

    Let's spend Memorial Day weekend damaging our bodies enough to ensure the military never wants us

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    I'm concerned that chilly Memorial Day conditions may impede you from wearing a bikini.

    I'm concerned that chilly Memorial Day conditions may impede you from wearing a bikini

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    I could totally see getting into a relationship with you from the Friday before Memorial Day until Memorial Day.

    I could totally see getting into a relationship with you from the Friday before Memorial Day until Memorial Day

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    I can think of no better way to honor our fallen Civil War Union soldiers than by reminding Confederate flag-wavers that our current president is black.

    I can think of no better way to honor our fallen Civil War Union soldiers than by reminding Confederate flag-wavers that our current president is black

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    Happy Memorial Day to someone who gets post-traumatic stress from watching Saving Private Ryan in HD.

    Happy Memorial Day to someone who gets post-traumatic stress from watching Saving Private Ryan in HD

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    I'm paying my respects to all our nation's heroes who vacation near me.

    I'm paying my respects to all our nation's heroes who vacation near me

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    Let's commemorate our departed WWII veterans by eating German frankfurters and Italian sausages.

    Let's commemorate our departed WWII veterans by eating German frankfurters and Italian sausages

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    This Memorial Day, let's try not to open fire on hostile drivers.

    This Memorial Day, let's try not to open fire on hostile drivers

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    Happy Memorial Day to someone who would stab himself in the leg to avoid military service.

    Happy Memorial Day to someone who would stab himself in the leg to avoid military service

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