


I'm concerned that chilly Memorial Day conditions may impede you from wearing a bikini

Happy Memorial Day to someone who gets post-traumatic stress from watching Saving Private Ryan in HD

I'm paying my respects to all our nation's heroes who vacation near me

Let's commemorate our departed WWII veterans by eating German frankfurters and Italian sausages

I hope we can fit in some memorializing between boozing, tanning, and fucking

This Memorial Day, let's try not to open fire on hostile drivers

Happy Memorial Day to someone who would stab himself in the leg to avoid military service
Happy Memorial Day to someone who would stab himself in the leg to avoid military service
This Memorial Day, let's try not to open fire on hostile drivers
I hope we can fit in some memorializing between boozing, tanning, and fucking
Let's commemorate our departed WWII veterans by eating German frankfurters and Italian sausages
I'm paying my respects to all our nation's heroes who vacation near me