Jan. 16th, 2009
I wonder if Martin Luther King dreamed the first black president would be a half-white Hawaiian metrosexual.
Jan. 13th, 2011
Let's over-celebrate MLK Day to compensate for a weekend of watching eight white quarterbacks.
Jan. 8th, 2008
Happy Martin Luther King Day to a borderline racist.
Jan. 8th, 2008
I have a dream that all colors and creeds will harmoniously blow off work and school on a random Monday in January.
Jan. 8th, 2008
This MLK Day, I am volunteering to buy movie tickets.
Jan. 11th, 2009
MLK Day is a great opportunity to feel ashamed of our white ancestors.
Jan. 8th, 2008
Let's love and serve our community, then get pedicures.
Jan. 8th, 2008
Today we celebrate people of all racial and ethnic backgrounds, even whites.
Jan. 8th, 2008
Today would be the perfect day to not wave your Confederate flag.
Jan. 11th, 2012
I think MLK would be proud that the leading GOP candidate is the least openly racist.
Jan. 8th, 2008
We must not judge people by the color of their skin but by their annoying personalities.
Jan. 11th, 2009
Everything I know about Martin Luther King is based on one verse of a U2 song.
Jan. 8th, 2008
I plan to demonstrate nonviolence through napping.
Jan. 11th, 2009
I find it difficult to reflect on the achievements of Martin Luther King without the aid of a preachy, overwrought Hollywood biopic.
Jan. 11th, 2012
This MLK Day, let's celebrate the equal rights of all races to laugh at the white people running for president.
Jan. 15th, 2009
I'll be working MLK Jr. day because my state, company, and/or self is a raging bigot.
Jan. 27th, 2009
I commemorate every MLK Day by watching only interracial pornography.
Jan. 17th, 2011
Let's commemorate one of the hardest working freedom fighters in history by not working.