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    Spending time with someone's elses family is a great way to appreciate your own family's problems.

    Spending time with someone's elses family is a great way to appreciate your own family's problems.

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    It's hard being the smartest one in the family because no one else is smart enough to recognize your genius.

    It's hard being the smartest one in the family because no one else is smart enough to recognize your genius.

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    Sorry you're not smart enough to know I'm the smart one in the family.

    Sorry you're not smart enough to know I'm the smart one in the family.

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    My dad's hapless parenting skills taught me the most important thing is trying your best.

    My dad's hapless parenting skills taught me the most important thing is trying your best.

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    My mother taught me it's the little things in life that can drive you to the brink of insanity.

    My mother taught me it's the little things in life that can drive you to the brink of insanity.

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    Thanks for being the black sheep of the family so I can get away with so much more.

    Thanks for being the black sheep of the family so I can get away with so much more.

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    I'm reassured by the knowledge that even though we're related, we don't share any traits.

    I'm reassured by the knowledge that even though we're related, we don't share any traits.

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    I'm concerned that our child's intelligence is starting to make us look dumb.

    I'm concerned that our child's intelligence is starting to make us look dumb.

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