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  • May. 9th, 2012

    May your mom not be too busy pleasuring herself to Fifty Shades of Grey to celebrate Mother's Day with you.

    May your mom not be too busy pleasuring herself to Fifty Shades of Grey to celebrate Mother's Day with you.

  • May. 4th, 2008

    I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child.

    I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child.

  • May. 11th, 2012

    Happy Mother's Day to someone who doesn't care if I marry a man or a woman as long as I give you grandkids before you're dead.

    Happy Mother's Day to someone who doesn't care if I marry a man or a woman as long as I give you grandkids before you're dead.

  • Apr. 13th, 2007

    Thanks for always thinking about me to the detriment of your own mental health.

    Thanks for always thinking about me to the detriment of your own mental health.

  • May. 10th, 2008

    Mom, thanks for bringing me into a world where love can be expressed electronically.

    Mom, thanks for bringing me into a world where love can be expressed electronically.

  • May. 6th, 2011

    Mother's Day is a sobering reminder that I have children.

    Mother's Day is a sobering reminder that I have children.

  • May. 7th, 2009

    I'm sorry that your cats don't understand what Mother's Day is.

    I'm sorry that your cats don't understand what Mother's Day is.

  • May. 7th, 2009

    Sorry I make you question your mothering skills on a daily basis.

    Sorry I make you question your mothering skills on a daily basis.

  • May. 6th, 2009

    Happy Mother's Day to a new mom who still somehow has a better body than me.

    Happy Mother's Day to a new mom who still somehow has a better body than me.

  • Feb. 16th, 2009

    I just cannot believe I used to live up your snatch.

    I just cannot believe I used to live up your snatch.

  • May. 10th, 2009

    Happy Mother's Day to all my bitches.

    Happy Mother's Day to all my bitches.

  • May. 5th, 2011

    Happy Mother's Day to a mom who shouldn't assume my graduation means the end of my financial dependency.

    Happy Mother's Day to a mom who shouldn't assume my graduation means the end of my financial dependency.

  • May. 4th, 2010

    My Mother's Day gift is to remind you I may eventually move somewhere less terrifying than New York City.

    My Mother's Day gift is to remind you I may eventually move somewhere less terrifying than New York City.

  • May. 6th, 2009

    Congratulations on still somehow not being a mother despite your astonishing sexual promiscuity.

    Congratulations on still somehow not being a mother despite your astonishing sexual promiscuity.

  • May. 11th, 2012

    Mom, thanks for not sending me to high school with Mitt Romney.

    Mom, thanks for not sending me to high school with Mitt Romney.

  • May. 6th, 2009

    Happy Mother's Day to the greatest mom in the world besides Michelle Obama.

    Happy Mother's Day to the greatest mom in the world besides Michelle Obama.

  • May. 8th, 2008

    Let's celebrate my spermatozoa being able to penetrate your fallopian tubes and fertilize an egg.

    Let's celebrate my spermatozoa being able to penetrate your fallopian tubes and fertilize an egg.

  • May. 4th, 2008

    Mom, it's time to find someone and settle down.

    Mom, it's time to find someone and settle down.

  • May. 6th, 2009

    Let's set aside time this Mother's Day to mock the disintegrating sex lives of our friends with children.

    Let's set aside time this Mother's Day to mock the disintegrating sex lives of our friends with children.

  • May. 4th, 2008

    You remind me of my real mom.

    You remind me of my real mom.

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