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    Grandmom, I hope your Mother's Day is filled with joy and the wherewithal to click a link and view this card.

    Grandmom, I hope your Mother's Day is filled with joy and the wherewithal to click a link and view this card

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    You're one of my favorite parents.

    You're one of my favorite parents

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    Thanks for not getting divorced.

    Thanks for not getting divorced

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    You remind me of my real mom.

    You remind me of my real mom

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    Mom, it's time to find someone and settle down.

    Mom, it's time to find someone and settle down

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    Thanks for helping me resolve the childhood issues you caused.

    Thanks for helping me resolve the childhood issues you caused

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    I love you slightly more than I love dad.

    I love you slightly more than I love dad

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    For all the love you've given me, I will one day pay your nursing home bill.

    For all the love you've given me, I will one day pay your nursing home bill

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    Thanks for always thinking about me to the detriment of your own mental health.

    Thanks for always thinking about me to the detriment of your own mental health

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    I'll always be grateful that you didn't abort me.

    I'll always be grateful that you didn't abort me

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    Thanks for not ditching me in a dumpster.

    Thanks for not ditching me in a dumpster

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