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    You may want to start expressing outrage over the Bridesmaids Best Picture snub if you ever want to get laid again.

    You may want to start expressing outrage over the Bridesmaids Best Picture snub if you ever want to get laid again

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    I wish you talked as much as the actors in The Artist.

    I wish you talked as much as the actors in The Artist

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    I hope you enjoy the non-Swedish movie adaptation of the only book you've finished since high school.

    I hope you enjoy the non-Swedish movie adaptation of the only book you've finished since high school

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    I'm protesting all one percenters who give subpar performances in crappy teen vampire movies.

    I'm protesting all one percenters who give subpar performances in crappy teen vampire movies

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    I hope someday there's a lockout involving Twilight movies.

    I hope someday there's a lockout involving Twilight movies

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    Eddie Murphy's performance in Tower Heist gives me hope that someone can survive two decades of being a complete disappointment.

    Eddie Murphy's performance in Tower Heist gives me hope that someone can survive two decades of being a complete disappointment

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    Let's use what Brad Pitt said about Jennifer Aniston as an excuse to get out of seeing a baseball movie.

    Let's use what Brad Pitt said about Jennifer Aniston as an excuse to get out of seeing a baseball movie

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    Let's see a movie about a baseball genius who leads his team to winning one playoff series in 14 years.

    Let's see a movie about a baseball genius who leads his team to winning one playoff series in 14 years

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    Good luck convincing people you're seeing Drive for the cool chase scenes rather than your overwhelming man-crush on Ryan Gosling.

    Good luck convincing people you're seeing Drive for the cool chase scenes rather than your overwhelming man-crush on Ryan Gosling

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    Let's take longer to pick the movie than it would take to watch it.

    Let's take longer to pick the movie than it would take to watch it.

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    I wish America was doing half as well as Captain America.

    I wish America was doing half as well as Captain America

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    Sorry your friends with benefits look nothing like the stars of Friends with Benefits.

    Sorry your friends with benefits look nothing like the stars of Friends with Benefits

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    Enjoy the last reason you and the other Harry Potter fans will have to stay out past midnight.

    Enjoy the last reason you and the other Harry Potter fans will have to stay out past midnight

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    Let's vent about Netflix's small price hike during the hours we wait in line to pay $15 to see Harry Potter.

    Let's vent about Netflix's small price hike during the hours we wait in line to pay $15 to see Harry Potter

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    Sometimes you remind me of Lord Voldemort in that you're the whitest person I know.

    Sometimes you remind me of Lord Voldemort in that you're the whitest person I know

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    I wish I'd been sent to boarding school to learn wizardry rather than to learn my parents didn't love me.

    I wish I'd been sent to boarding school to learn wizardry rather than to learn my parents didn't love me

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    Let's rejoice that the herculean task of trying to ignore Harry Potter is almost over.

    Let's rejoice that the herculean task of trying to ignore Harry Potter is almost over

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    I wish I could transform into someone who didn't see Transformers 3.

    I wish I could transform into someone who didn't see Transformers 3

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    I'd be more likely to see the new Arthur if instead of Russell Brand it starred a dead Dudley Moore.

    I'd be more likely to see the new Arthur if instead of Russell Brand it starred a dead Dudley Moore

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    I may have to cancel on your Oscar party if Chuck Lorre accepts Charlie Sheen's challenge to a cage match.

    I may have to cancel on your Oscar party if Chuck Lorre accepts Charlie Sheen's challenge to a cage match

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