Let's see a 3-D movie about piranhas that feed on D-list actors
You'll like Inception if you like movies about characters trying to explain what Inception is about
I'm glad Leonardo DiCaprio can't enter my dreams because he'd have to watch me raping him
I wonder if Twilight's abstinence message will suppress my herculean urge to screw Robert Pattinson
I remember when manly action stars didn't look like elderly women
Let's watch Julia Roberts portray a woman who finds .005% of the happiness of Julia Roberts
Juno showed me that speaking in cute lingo can negate the horrifying chaos of an unwanted pregnancy
I wish Hollywood hadn't violated my trust in 1989 by claiming it was the Last Crusade
I refuse to see Indiana Jones because it will spoil all the intriguing plot secrets
I'll take you to Sex and the City in exchange for a handjob during a Michael Bay film
The news that Cynthia Nixon is a lesbian may finally make Miranda attractive to male viewers
Now would be the perfect time to immediately regret downloading the Indiana Jones ringtone
It's remarkable that after all these years I still want to bang Harrison Ford
Let's reach a new low in female bonding by sitting through Sex and the City 2
Let's see a 3-D movie about piranhas that feed on D-list actors
You'll like Inception if you like movies about characters trying to explain what Inception is about
I wonder if Twilight's abstinence message will suppress my herculean urge to screw Robert Pattinson
I'm glad Leonardo DiCaprio can't enter my dreams because he'd have to watch me raping him
Juno showed me that speaking in cute lingo can negate the horrifying chaos of an unwanted pregnancy
