


I'm glad the Academy finally acknowledged that a woman can make a pretty good movie

Let's go see a $500 million sci-fi allegory about the perils of wasteful human behavior

I wonder if Twilight's abstinence message will suppress my herculean urge to screw Robert Pattinson

I wish Hollywood hadn't violated my trust in 1989 by claiming it was the Last Crusade

I refuse to see Indiana Jones because it will spoil all the intriguing plot secrets

I'll take you to Sex and the City in exchange for a handjob during a Michael Bay film

The news that Cynthia Nixon is a lesbian may finally make Miranda attractive to male viewers

Now would be the perfect time to immediately regret downloading the Indiana Jones ringtone

It's remarkable that after all these years I still want to bang Harrison Ford