Understanding Inception may be the key to understanding why Inception is still a trending topic
Let's see a 3-D movie about piranhas that feed on D-list actors
Your excitement over Eat, Pray, Love is destroying my appetite, faith, and libido
Let's watch Julia Roberts portray a woman who finds .005% of the happiness of Julia Roberts
I remember when manly action stars didn't look like elderly women
I wish there was more I could do to help prevent third world orphans from having to sit through Salt
The popularity of Inception has in no way changed my disinterest in hearing about your dreams
You'll like Inception if you like movies about characters trying to explain what Inception is about
I'm glad Leonardo DiCaprio can't enter my dreams because he'd have to watch me raping him
Let's reach a new low in female bonding by sitting through Sex and the City 2
I wonder if billionaire superhero Tony Stark could clean up an oil spill
You deserve an Oscar for pretending to feel bad for Sandra Bullock
I'm glad the Academy finally acknowledged that a woman can make a pretty good movie
May you someday be awarded an Oscar or half of James Cameron's marital assets
Let's see a 3-D movie about piranhas that feed on D-list actors
You'll like Inception if you like movies about characters trying to explain what Inception is about
I wonder if Twilight's abstinence message will suppress my herculean urge to screw Robert Pattinson
I'm glad Leonardo DiCaprio can't enter my dreams because he'd have to watch me raping him
Juno showed me that speaking in cute lingo can negate the horrifying chaos of an unwanted pregnancy
