


I'm excited to see any movie or play in which Daniel Radcliffe does or doesn't show his cock

I'm not sure Bruno is any gayer than a group of guys in tight shorts biking together across France

I hope Christian Bale attacks killer robots with the same ferocity as he does lighting technicians

I hope that Mickey Rourke wins the Oscar and that I'm not the person who has to present it to him
Where the Wild Things Are may be the only chance in my lifetime to see a movie based on a book I've actually read
It must be difficult to root for the kid in Slumdog Millionaire if you're a recent millionaire now living in a slum
Let's honor Kate Winslet's breakthrough year for women by discussing the nuances of her weight fluctuation
I won't read anything into your not yet responding to my invitation to see He's Just Not That Into You
Thanks for explaining that Mickey Rourke's humiliating turn in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man was just intensive preparation for his acclaimed performance in The Wrestler