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    I'm still not seeing I'm Still Here.

    I'm still not seeing I'm Still Here

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    In case you're wondering, my descent into drug-addled madness is not a hoax.

    In case you're wondering, my descent into drug-addled madness is not a hoax

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    Sorry Ben Affleck gives a better performance this year than the Red Sox.

    Sorry Ben Affleck gives a better performance this year than the Red Sox

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    I can't identify with the bank robbers in The Town because I can't imagine not wanting to be chased by Jon Hamm.

    I can't identify with the bank robbers in The Town because I can't imagine not wanting to be chased by Jon Hamm

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    Let's see a 3-D movie about piranhas that feed on D-list actors.

    Let's see a 3-D movie about piranhas that feed on D-list actors

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    Your excitement over Eat, Pray, Love is destroying my appetite, faith, and libido.

    Your excitement over Eat, Pray, Love is destroying my appetite, faith, and libido

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    Let's watch Julia Roberts portray a woman who finds .005% of the happiness of Julia Roberts.

    Let's watch Julia Roberts portray a woman who finds .005% of the happiness of Julia Roberts

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    I remember when manly action stars didn't look like elderly women.

    I remember when manly action stars didn't look like elderly women

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    I wish there was more I could do to help prevent third world orphans from having to sit through Salt.

    I wish there was more I could do to help prevent third world orphans from having to sit through Salt

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    The popularity of Inception has in no way changed my disinterest in hearing about your dreams.

    The popularity of Inception has in no way changed my disinterest in hearing about your dreams

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    You'll like Inception if you like movies about characters trying to explain what Inception is about.

    You'll like Inception if you like movies about characters trying to explain what Inception is about

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    I'm glad Leonardo DiCaprio can't enter my dreams because he'd have to watch me raping him.

    I'm glad Leonardo DiCaprio can't enter my dreams because he'd have to watch me raping him

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    Let's go see a movie about a teenage girl's decision between necrophilia and bestiality.

    Let's go see a movie about a teenage girl's decision between necrophilia and bestiality.

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    Let's reach a new low in female bonding by sitting through Sex and the City 2.

    Let's reach a new low in female bonding by sitting through Sex and the City 2

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    Not even Iron Man could have thwarted the Times Square bomber as effectively as the Times Square bomber.

    Not even Iron Man could have thwarted the Times Square bomber as effectively as the Times Square bomber

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    I wonder if billionaire superhero Tony Stark could clean up an oil spill.

    I wonder if billionaire superhero Tony Stark could clean up an oil spill

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    A Matt Damon action movie about WMDs in Iraq may be the only way for Bush to comprehend what happened there.

    A Matt Damon action movie about WMDs in Iraq may be the only way for Bush to comprehend what happened there

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    Entering an Oscar pool is the perfect way to pacify a gambling addiction between the Super Bowl and the NCAA tournament.

    Entering an Oscar pool is the perfect way to pacify a gambling addiction between the Super Bowl and the NCAA tournament

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    I hated Mel Gibson's new movie even more than Mel Gibson hates talking about hating Jews.

    I hated Mel Gibson's new movie even more than Mel Gibson hates talking about hating Jews

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    Let's go see a $500 million sci-fi allegory about the perils of wasteful human behavior.

    Let's go see a $500 million sci-fi allegory about the perils of wasteful human behavior

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