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    Don't be jealous of my sweet bod.

    Don't be jealous of my sweet bod

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    I want you to know I am disappointed in all of you as a species.

    I want you to know I am disappointed in all of you as a species

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    If my girlfriend in Oklahoma ever dies I would marry you.

    If my girlfriend in Oklahoma ever dies I would marry you

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    I don't have a New Year's resolution. You don't need that crap when you're perfect.

    I don't have a New Year's resolution. You don't need that crap when you're perfect

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    If I ever have kids and get killed in a car accident I totally want you to raise them, and get my car fixed cause it'd probably be a pretty sweet car.

    If I ever have kids and get killed in a car accident I totally want you to raise them, and get my car fixed cause it'd probably be a pretty sweet car

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    I'm gonna freakin' waste you, but first I gotta do something first.

    I'm gonna freakin' waste you, but first I gotta do something first

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    My New Year's Resolution is to be better than everyone. Done.

    My New Year's Resolution is to be better than everyone. Done.

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