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  • Jan. 3rd, 2012

    I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.

    I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.

  • Jan. 3rd, 2012

    My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's.

    My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's.

  • Dec. 29th, 2011

    For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.

    For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.

  • Dec. 30th, 2011

    My New Year's resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.

    My New Year's resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.

  • Dec. 30th, 2011

    My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.

    My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.

  • Dec. 27th, 2011

    I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.

    I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.

  • Dec. 26th, 2011

    Thanks for inviting me to a New Year's party I'll have no recollection of attending.

    Thanks for inviting me to a New Year's party I'll have no recollection of attending.

  • Dec. 26th, 2011

    Let's never speak of 2011 again.

    Let's never speak of 2011 again.

  • Dec. 12th, 2011

    Not seeing New Year's Eve will be the easiest New Year's resolution I've ever made.

    Not seeing New Year's Eve will be the easiest New Year's resolution I've ever made.

  • Dec. 9th, 2011

    Sorry the movie New Year's Eve will still be more enjoyable than your actual New Year's Eve.

    Sorry the movie New Year's Eve will still be more enjoyable than your actual New Year's Eve.

  • Jan. 3rd, 2011

    My New Year's resolution is to lose just enough weight so that my gut doesn't jiggle when I brush my teeth.

    My New Year's resolution is to lose just enough weight so that my gut doesn't jiggle when I brush my teeth.

  • Jan. 1st, 2009

    It would really help me in the office pool if you failed at your New Year's resolution somewhere between January 7th and 9th.

    It would really help me in the office pool if you failed at your New Year's resolution somewhere between January 7th and 9th.

  • Dec. 31st, 2010

    I can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person.

    I can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person.

  • Dec. 30th, 2010

    My New Year's resolution is to do you more and do me less.

    My New Year's resolution is to do you more and do me less.

  • Dec. 30th, 2008

    Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive.

    Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive.

  • Dec. 30th, 2010

    This year let's resolve to make better bad decisions.

    This year let's resolve to make better bad decisions.

  • Dec. 28th, 2010

    It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.

    It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.

  • Dec. 15th, 2009

    Here's to ending the New Year still having a job that you still wish you didn't have.

    Here's to ending the New Year still having a job that you still wish you didn't have.

  • Dec. 31st, 2008

    Here's to the end of another shitty year we'll one day be strangely nostalgic for.

    Here's to the end of another shitty year we'll one day be strangely nostalgic for.

  • Dec. 22nd, 2010

    Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior.

    Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior.

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