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    Here's to the only workweek of the year I don't stick out for not doing any work

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    I refuse to reminisce about the past decade unless it's in a "best of" format

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    Avoid noisy, expensive, overhyped New Year's Eve parties by hanging out at our place wondering what you're missing at those parties

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    Join us in closing out the latest worst year ever

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    It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2010

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    Your annual booze-fueled New Year's Eve spectacle will surely inspire us all to drink less in 2010

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    I resolve to stop having meaningless sex in 2010, so I suggest you pay me a compliment or get me liquored up ASAP

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    Let's never speak of 2009 again

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    Happy New Year from someone comfortable expressing their love and appreciation for you in ecard format

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    Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty

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    Thanks for not laughing at my absurdly unattainable New Year's resolutions

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    Sorry you're finally mature enough to just want a quiet evening with friends on New Year's Eve

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    Let's pencil each other in for a New Year's Eve kiss, with the understanding we'll drop each other if someone better comes along

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    Now that the holiday blues are over, let's resume our everyday melancholy

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    I want to kiss you at midnight and pork you at dawn

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    Let's decide which champagne we're going to barf

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    Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution

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    Let me know where you think you'll end up New Year's Eve

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    I can't decide between morbid isolation and social repulsion

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    My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family

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