Thanks for not laughing at my absurdly unattainable New Year's resolutions
Sorry you're finally mature enough to just want a quiet evening with friends on New Year's Eve
Your annual booze-fueled New Year's Eve spectacle will surely inspire us all to drink less in 2009
It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2009
Now that the holiday blues are over, let's resume our everyday melancholy
Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution
I can't decide between morbid isolation and social repulsion
My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family
My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs
My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more
My resolution is to decipher the hidden meaning in your resolution
I've finally nailed down my New Year's plans
Let's never speak of 2008 again
Now that the holiday blues are over, let's resume our everyday melancholy
It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2009
Let's pencil each other in for a New Year's Eve kiss, with the understanding we'll drop each other if someone better comes along