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    Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.

    Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution

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    Let me know where you think you'll end up New Year's Eve.

    Let me know where you think you'll end up New Year's Eve

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    I can't decide between morbid isolation and social repulsion.

    I can't decide between morbid isolation and social repulsion

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    My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.

    My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family

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    My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.

    My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs

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    My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.

    My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more

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    My resolution is to decipher the hidden meaning in your resolution.

    My resolution is to decipher the hidden meaning in your resolution

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    My resolution is for you to lose weight.

    My resolution is for you to lose weight

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    Let's put significant pressure on ourselves to have a fun New Year's Eve.

    Let's put significant pressure on ourselves to have a fun New Year's Eve

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    Let's resolve to repeat last year's mistakes.

    Let's resolve to repeat last year's mistakes

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    I've finally nailed down my New Year's plans.

    I've finally nailed down my New Year's plans

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