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  • Admin Pros Day Admin Pros Day

    Sorry you have to work on the holiday honoring your work.

    Sorry you have to work on the holiday honoring your work.

  • Admin Pros Day Admin Pros Day

    We'd have gotten you a card signed by everyone but you're the one who organizes those things.

    We'd have gotten you a card signed by everyone but you're the one who organizes those things.

  • Admin Pros Day Admin Pros Day

    This Administrative Professionals Day, please order flowers for yourself from me.

    This Administrative Professionals Day, please order flowers for yourself from me.

  • Admin Pros Day Admin Pros Day

    Thanks for doing all the mind-numbing tasks that I'm overpaid to pretend to do.

    Thanks for doing all the mind-numbing tasks that I'm overpaid to pretend to do.

  • Admin Pros Day Admin Pros Day

    In lieu of greater respect or better pay, we'd like to offer you a pseudo-holiday.

    In lieu of greater respect or better pay, we'd like to offer you a pseudo-holiday.

  • Admin Pros Day Admin Pros Day

    Just wanted to wish you a Happy Administrative Professionals Day before I walk over and ask you to fax something for me.

    Just wanted to wish you a Happy Administrative Professionals Day before I walk over and ask you to fax something for me.

  • Birthday Birthday

    Your birthday is a welcome opportunity to celebrate something in April unrelated to hideous biblical tragedies.

    Your birthday is a welcome opportunity to celebrate something in April unrelated to hideous biblical tragedies.

  • Admin Pros Day Admin Pros Day

    Happy Administrative Professionals Day to the most unprofessional admin I know.

    Happy Administrative Professionals Day to the most unprofessional admin I know.

  • Admin Pros Day Admin Pros Day

    The candy bowl on your desk is the only reason I even come to work.

    The candy bowl on your desk is the only reason I even come to work.

  • Birthday Birthday

    Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

    Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

  • Admin Pros Day Admin Pros Day

    Happy Administrative Professionals Day to a great secretary.

    Happy Administrative Professionals Day to a great secretary.

  • Admin Pros Day Admin Pros Day

    Let's go to Happy Hour for Administrative Professionals Day unless we're stuck working unpaid overtime again for fear of losing our horrible jobs.

    Let's go to Happy Hour for Administrative Professionals Day unless we're stuck working unpaid overtime again for fear of losing our horrible jobs.

  • Admin Pros Day Admin Pros Day

    Happy Administrative Professionals Day to someone who primarily uses the office to work on personal projects.

    Happy Administrative Professionals Day to someone who primarily uses the office to work on personal projects.

  • Flirting Flirting

    Our genitalia should get back in touch.

    Our genitalia should get back in touch.

  • Birthday Birthday

    However old you are is the new 30.

    However old you are is the new 30.

  • Birthday Birthday

    Happy birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we're too senile to remember each other's birthdays.

    Happy birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we're too senile to remember each other's birthdays.

  • Admin Pros Day Admin Pros Day

    Happy Administrative Professionals Day to someone almost as effective as Siri.

    Happy Administrative Professionals Day to someone almost as effective as Siri.

  • Admin Pros Day Admin Pros Day

    Administrative Professional’s Day is the best way to find out who doesn’t know they’re an administrative professional.

    Administrative Professional’s Day is the best way to find out who doesn’t know they’re an administrative professional.

  • Birthday Birthday

    Happy birthday to someone who wasn't welcomed into the world via tweet or status update.

    Happy birthday to someone who wasn't welcomed into the world via tweet or status update.

  • Admin Pros Day Admin Pros Day

    I appreciate the lunch offer but would rather just have the cash.

    I appreciate the lunch offer but would rather just have the cash.

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