I'm so glad you won't be spending your birthday driving a Prius through Chile
My self-esteem comes from not responding to people who contact me on dating sites
Having kids is the perfect way to meet the attractive teachers of kids
I'd love to have your child someday when your life stops resembling that of a child
I'm glad the Academy finally acknowledged that a woman can make a pretty good movie
Today you're the most special person in the world who isn't attending the Oscars
May you someday be awarded an Oscar or half of James Cameron's marital assets
I'd pay much more attention to your birthday this month if it was a college basketball team
