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  • Dove Men+Care Dove Men+Care

    Mom, thanks for always making me feel great about myself, even during my horribly awkward years.

    Mom, thanks for always making me feel great about myself, even during my horribly awkward years.

  • Dove Men+Care Dove Men+Care

    Mom, thanks for somehow raising a constantly dirty child into a usually clean man.

    Mom, thanks for somehow raising a constantly dirty child into a usually clean man.

  • Dove Men+Care Dove Men+Care

    Happy Mother's Day to someone who did a great job raising her children and her husband.

    Happy Mother's Day to someone who did a great job raising her children and her husband.

  • Confession Confession

    My idea of a happy ending is one where John Travolta doesn't show me his penis.

    My idea of a happy ending is one where John Travolta doesn't show me his penis.

  • What to Expect What to Expect

    Of all the ways you've tried, I think you'll find parenting to be the most fulfilling way of ruining your life.

    Of all the ways you've tried, I think you'll find parenting to be the most fulfilling way of ruining your life.

  • What to Expect What to Expect

    You've always been a great mom because of your patience, sense of humor, and fondness for daytime drinking.

    You've always been a great mom because of your patience, sense of humor, and fondness for daytime drinking.

  • Sympathy Sympathy

    Sorry you live in a state that considers gay marriage more harmful than tobacco.

    Sorry you live in a state that considers gay marriage more harmful than tobacco.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I want to do to you what North Carolina voters just did to civil rights.

    I want to do to you what North Carolina voters just did to civil rights.

  • Mother's Day Mother's Day

    May your mom not be too busy pleasuring herself to Fifty Shades of Grey to celebrate Mother's Day with you.

    May your mom not be too busy pleasuring herself to Fifty Shades of Grey to celebrate Mother's Day with you.

  • Confession Confession

    No matter how much you rave about Fifty Shades of Grey, I'll never be horny enough to read a book.

    No matter how much you rave about Fifty Shades of Grey, I'll never be horny enough to read a book.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I love having sex with you as much as John Travolta would hate pretending to love having sex with you.

    I love having sex with you as much as John Travolta would hate pretending to love having sex with you.

  • Confession Confession

    This is my favorite day of the week to break my feeble vow to never drink again.

    This is my favorite day of the week to break my feeble vow to never drink again.

  • Graduation Graduation

    I think any employer would be lucky to have you if they need stuff looked up on Wikipedia.

    I think any employer would be lucky to have you if they need stuff looked up on Wikipedia.

  • Dove Men+Care Dove Men+Care

    Happy Mother's Day to the most beautiful mom I've ever had.

    Happy Mother's Day to the most beautiful mom I've ever had.

  • Nurses Week Nurses Week

    Let's thank nurses for making sure we never have to change our parents' diapers.

    Let's thank nurses for making sure we never have to change our parents' diapers.

  • Teacher Week Teacher Week

    I hope your Teacher Appreciation Week isn't spoiled by the record-breaking success of a movie based on comic books.

    I hope your Teacher Appreciation Week isn't spoiled by the record-breaking success of a movie based on comic books.

  • Nurses Week Nurses Week

    Here's to all the ER nurses who convinced me I'm not dying after medical Web sites convinced me I was.

    Here's to all the ER nurses who convinced me I'm not dying after medical Web sites convinced me I was.

  • Nurses Week Nurses Week

    I propose a toast to all the ER nurses over the years who've pumped our stomachs.

    I propose a toast to all the ER nurses over the years who've pumped our stomachs.

  • Nurses Week Nurses Week

    Thanks to the nurses who treated me after I awkwardly tried to reenact the sex scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey.

    Thanks to the nurses who treated me after I awkwardly tried to reenact the sex scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey.

  • Teacher Week Teacher Week

    Thanks to the teachers who instilled in me such a love of English that I'm perpetually mortified when reading the Internet.

    Thanks to the teachers who instilled in me such a love of English that I'm perpetually mortified when reading the Internet.

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