This 30 second video is probably the most you're gonna get until 2017, so savor it.

I mean, if you're into that kind of thing. To enjoy this teaser trailer you really have to be a masochist. All we get to see is Jamie Dornan covering up more of his body, which is the wrong direction. At least it doesn't feature the Dakota Johnson and the notorious lack of chemistry between the series' leads. But people who are fans will be disappointed and people who are skeptical of these movies will find little to change their minds.

If you are on the fence about seeing any of the 50 Shades franchise, may I suggest sneaking alcohol into the theater to smooth the experience? They make wine in a can now. Meanwhile, for the fans, here are some of the sexy trailer mash-ups from the first round, just to keep you....anticipating.

Here's "50 Shades of Buscemi" (surprisingly sexy, don't knock it 'till you try it):

And "50 Shades of Gandalf the Grey" (made me uncomfortable, but some people like that):

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Sources: Movie Club Trailers