The holy trinity was the original three-peat. (photo via Jake Weisman)

Comedian Jake Weisman recently came across his five-year-old self's musings about God and basketball and posted them on Instagram, raising a number of excellent questions. Would God be a solid team player or an almighty ball hog (as the first commandment suggests)? Would God play if He had the flu? Would He point to the sky after draining a three-pointer and thank Himself after the game? Can God even foul? Is the New Testament evidence that he can make a comeback after the half?

These questions are for wiser minds than mine to answer, and Jake is right when he says we'll never really know.


Follow adult Jake Weisman on Twitter and Instagram and check out his hilarious sketch group WOMEN for more thoughts on The Almighty. You won't regret it.