It's Chuck Norris's world. We're all just getting kicked in it.

Chuck Norris might be a crazy, conservative Christian who warned us all that the Earth would be plunged into a thousand years of darkness if Obama was re-elected, but he's our crazy, conservative Christian who warned us all that the Earth would be plunged into a thousand years of darkness if Obama was re-elected. He's essentially the nation's unhinged uncle who's always promising to take us wild boar hunting when our mom's not around (and Uncle Nugent, but that guy is weird). We love him, but we're terrified of him.

So, we are commemorating his 75th birthday with the above video of Norris kicking all manner of people, places and things. And if you've still got some fight left in you afterwards, check out this much stranger, dream-like montage made by the same Huffington Post editor (likely the result of PTSD brought on by watching every single Chuck Norris movie):

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Yeah, I'm relatively certain that's exactly the kind of daydream that rolls through Chuck Norris's head while he's doing mundane tasks like kicking the dishes and punching the rain gutters.

Sources: Huffington Post