I'm just holding these sprinkles for a friend.

If you have a three-year-old daughter, come the year 2033 she might find herself standing in front of John asking, "Were you kissing her? I can see her lipstick on your face. It's red lipstick all over your face. You know it's wrong to tell me lies, right? Didn't your mother teach you that? Didn't she?" 


She tried, sweetie. She tried.

Sources: Videogum