How do they know what you're into?
It works for cats. Why not for humans? Forget your OK Cupid profile. Just crawl inside a tight fitting cardboard box and pretend those corrugated walls are the boundaries of the universe and bam, you can finally justify your feelings of loneliness because you are literally the only person in the universe! You're not hugging anybody only because you can't move your arms in that tight space, that's all. If that doesn't work, just make shapes with the cardboard and have sex with it.