Do you guys ever feel like the Fashion Shack tells you to do stuff? The other night we were flipping around the channels when this commercial came on, and the next thing we knew we were waking up on the other side of town in the back of an abandoned car in a Hawaiian shirt and a pair of men's capri pants. What evil power do you wield over us, Fashion Shack? Why do we crave your seductive whisper? Also, why go with the name Fashion Shack when you could have gone with something more upscale like Clothing Hovel, Style Outhouse, of Windowless Van Full O' Skirts?

Sources: The Daily What