This is apparently a real deal offered by a business that either has no idea they've chosen the most disgusting name possible for a carpet cleaning company, or they knew exactly what they were doing. After all, with this ad they've become the only nationally known local carpet cleaning business serving the Cleveland area. The $69 price tag would also indicate that someone involved in this ad was trying to be hilarious. We have to say, it's not such a bad name for business that's trying to sell people on industrial cleaning. Just hearing the name makes us want to sanitize our entire life with a Silkwood shower. Now could someone please get that baby off that carpet immediately? (For the fortunately clueless, find out the other meaning here only if you've already eaten).

Sources: Living Social | The Daily What