- It's not a walk of shame if I'm proud.

Just because 1999 is long gone doesn't mean partying like it's 1999 is too. (Assuming of course that, like us, what you called "partying" in 1999 was updating your Geocities page with sparkly text gifs while watching an all night Star Trek: The Next Generation marathon.) In any event, we've teamed up with the world class Tumblr Animated Text to bring you the "next generation" of last generation's most highly sendable and downright mezmerizing ecards. You're welcome in advance for hours of rhythmically hypnotic fun. - Condoms can't protect my heart. - Mentally dating you. - Lol Nothing Matters - Home is where the vibrator is. - Only Kanye Can Judge Me - Was it obvious I don't care? - Don't mind if I don't. - Only Maury can settle this. - Google it, bitch.