An arty-farty party for people who aren't a smarty.

A really well-crafted oil painting or marble sculpture has a lot more in common with one of your malodorous clouds of flatulence than you might think. When done right, both are sensual and redolent. Both come from their creators' guts. And both are highly subjective. Some people are going to appreciate what you produce, while many others won't. In either case, you should get used to the phrase, "Wow, that stinks!"

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