A perfect end to the week.


Hey, Ryan does enough rushing around when he's in the pool. When he goes on the news to promote his misguided new show with the Jesus-y title, he likes to take his time, really get a feel for the next sound that's going to come out of his mouth. He's also a playful guy who makes you wonder, is he going to finish the sentence he just paused in the middle of, or is he just kind of shutting down for an open-eyed nap? Either way, Ryan Lochte is a mouth-breathing national treasure and we need his halting demeanor in front of as many cameras as possible.

Sources: Comedy Wizard