"Experience all that each season of 'Scandal' has to offer." -Thoreau

This is 2013. Who has time to go around taking photos of gorgeous fall scenes to share on social media? Between hate-clicking on links about Miley Cyrus and hate-clicking on links about Kanye, there simply aren't enough hours in the day to go for a sunset hayride AND bake an apple pie. So here are the classic fall images you need, complete with captions and pointless hashtags. Simply upload to your account and your friends will experience major bittersweet autumn FOMO. Congratulations on maintaining the illusion you're living life to the fullest!

Suggested caption: Got me some jack-o-lanterns to make!
Suggested tags: #pumpkinpatch #orangeyougladisaidpumpkin #bestseasonever


Suggested caption: A perfect fall day. Now does anyone have any good apple recipes???
Suggested tags: #applepickingwithmygirls #12poundsinapeckapparently #pietime


Suggested caption: Black cat. Haybale. Sunset. All is right with the world.
Suggested tags: #spooky


Suggested caption: Gotta get my punkin' spice on!
Suggested tags: #PSL2013 #ilovemystarbucks #nowitsreallyfall #pumped


Suggested caption: Anyone else feel a sudden urge to do a cannonball?
Suggested tags: #leafpilesarewhereitsat #crunchcrunchcrunch #feellikeakidagain


(by Shira Rachel Danan)