A delayed flight notice from Virgin America that could actually make passengers like the airline more.
That's assuming the badgers made their connection in Dallas-Fort Worth.
Virgin America seems wildly overconfident in their ability to release and then quickly recover a rabid badger. Then again, we don't really understand their wild overconfidence that they can get airplanes to fly, either. They also severely underestimate just how slowly people getting off planes are capable of moving, even with the threat of a painful death running down the aisle behind them. Still, if we were a stranded passenger, we'd totally laugh at this sign and then take our seething rage out on the nearest customer service representative.
Sources: Redditor RusskiMan