I'd clog a toilet so memory eraser would win.
Redditor otepp claims to have posted this in the 4th floor bathroom (of her office? His dorm? Her mansion?). While the concept of a toilet paper poll is genius, I find it hard to believe that so many people would rather have a hoverboard (meh) than a memory eraser. A memory eraser, people. You could do anything you want, say anything you want, make mistakes, tell people how you really feel about them, do a little jig in the middle of a funeral, screw up a job interview, and then get to flashy-thing-it away! Not sure what it says about my temperament that I'd rather be able to erase memories than to make them, but there you have it.
What we really need to know is whether this is a men's or women's bathroom. Maybe it's unisex, and there are a bunch of girls who use this bathroom and who all want a hoverboard, while dudes prefer the memory eraser but don't need as much TP. We'll update you as that pressing information becomes available.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)