All the single ladies just need Beyoncé.
Beyonce. Singer. Icon. Inspiration. Better than your terrible ex-boyfriend.
Cassandra Blackwel just went through a breakup, and instead of taking the pictures they took together and burning them while screaming his name until her throat bleeds, she discovered a more meaningful solution: Beyoncifying them.
According to her tumblr beyoncify my boyfriend, "breakups suck. you know what makes them easier? reimagining your happiest times together with none other than Queen B."
Here is a sampling of her reimagined moments:
Seflies with Beach Bey. Graining on that... Swerve, surfin' all that good good.
Queen B always insists on open mouth kisses.
Forget TLC, Beyoncé let's you chase all the waterfalls you want.
I woke up like this, Christmas morning edition.
Yeah, the Photoshop job is terrible. She knows. Blackwel told BuzzFeed, “The pictures aren’t the best quality, but that’s kind of the point. I have no idea how to use Photoshop. I’m not trying to properly cover him, I’m just slapping him with Beyoncé, and people are really responding to that. It’s an ode to how much effort I put into the relationship, if you will.”
It's just in time, too. Now that it looks like Beyonce is on the market, its getting easier and easier to imagine your life with her, and Cassandra promises to share her Bey bae with everyone. If you email her photos of you and your ex, she will upgrade u to a Beyonce-ship, too.