Super offensive? Yes, but still 5 kinds of lame.

The car is the ultimate American accessory. It represents freedom, it lets you run away from your problems, it pollutes and, most importantly, it lets you tell the world who you are. For instance, "I am as exciting as a big bottle of Pepto Bismol," or, "I love turtles and hate myself." Tricking out your car was very big in the "Stupid 2000s," as the decade was called, and apparently some idiots are still doing it today. Here are some of the most abject failures in the world of automobile customization, which will be remembered far longer than the people who "succeeded" at pimping their rides.

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Drink this all in, and then realize that the towing bar in the back is a log.
 


It was all fun and games until he tried to drive into a waterfall to access the secret lair.
 


"Son, I hired a limo to take you and your friends to prom and then to the recruiter's office."
 


10 bucks says this guy agreed to this just for the pun of El-Dora-do.
 


"Ok everyone! Get out and push it backwards so it winds up enough to get home."
 


Hey there, confused guy on the street! We're with you.
 


Breaking: Fender bender results in 200 flying-splinter deaths.
 


Whatever you just thought about this car, think it again in Donkey's voice.

 

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Sources: Sub5Zero | UPROXX | The Chive | Digital Headbutt