If Fifty Shades of Grey was written for feminists.
Great but could you pad it a little to give readers at least enough time to turn on their vibrators?
While this Tatsuya Ishida comic strip is very funny, we know our share of feminist women who couldn't spank it to those books fast enough, and the only problem they had with them was with the sub-Dan Brown prose. Sexual politics can't dictate what turns you on, but terrible writing can definitely get in the way. Which is why another big seller would be a version written explicitly for lovers of great literature. "No," she said. "I shouldn't begin working on this book until I enroll in a few creative writing classes."