Remember, when you're inching along the freeway today coming home from Home Depot or some other horrible yet obligatory destination, you should take that traffic pattern very personally. Everyone took to the road this morning and created a beautifully choreographed ballet of automotive chaos solely to remind you that your efforts to improve your situation are futile and things are generally not going to work in your favor. Isn't it great when science confirms what you knew all along? 

Sources: Doghouse Diaries