Fancy beast.

This cat is evil. Not just because of the dead eyes and the howling that sounds like something coming from the woods at night in a slasher movie. But because he's also a total dick! He stands on the rail and wails as if he needs to be let in, and when the nice lady approaches to open the door for him, he hisses and tries to scratch her. He's not saying, "Let me in," or "I'm hungry." He's saying, "Come outside and fight me, lady! My heart is full of hate and my only desire is to get close enough to scratch your eyes out! Hail Satan!"

If I were her I'd dump his belongings in the back yard. I'd also consider getting a dog and a gun for protection.


(by Jonathan Corbett)

Sources: Metro UK