"Find my afikomen, baby."
Am I turning into a middle-aged Jewish mother or is this actually pretty funny? The answers are yes and yes. This year's Chanukah parody song comes from comedy singer and Jewess Rachel Bloom, creator of the Historically Accurate Disney Princess Song, among other enjoyable Internet things. "Chanukah Honey" describes the man every Jewish lady is looking for—someone with an MBA from Penn, who wants to have kids, and who knows how to find a woman's "mezuzah."
The mezuzah bit, by the way, spawned my favorite disturbing YouTube comment of all time:
They don't teach you that in Hebrew School.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)