This ridiculously unhelpful version of CPR from the guys at Pleated Jeans might not save many lives — or more accurately, any — but since no one does CPR right anyway, we still consider it an improvement. Just don't show it to anyone who's eating, because they might laugh and choke on their food, and you really don't want to perform these guys' version of the Heimlich maneuver.

Sources: Pleated Jeans