A video proving that children and chickens can be warm and cuddly when they feel like it.
A kid with a cooler haircut than yours returned home and waited for his friends to notice the big change. It took almost no time at all. One friend took awhile to inspect the new haircut, because the haircut was so good the kid didn't seem like the same person. The kid was so happy that the friend even noticed, that he gave his friend a nice, long hug. By the way, all the kid's friends are chickens.
Remember this video the next time you're about to eat chicken at a fast food restaurant. Then remember that most fast food places offer food that's likely only 30% chicken, so you're not that bad. Then get a cool haircut.