Advance to 1:00, unless you're a patriot who won't tolerate the anthem played in snippets.


Wow. This kid has more poise and grace than that string quartet on the Titanic. You can rest easy, nation. The bombs may have stopped bursting in air, but your flag was still there. This kid saw to that personally.

Sources: Gawker | Redditor _weirdalshankabitch_