Chip Whitley and Gengis Brownstone are coming to kill you!

Why is Conan wearing that cool guy leather jacket and holding a roll of duct tape? Because Conan finally joined Tinder and he's looking for that special someone who's going to change his life "for a period of, like, 20 minutes."

Unwilling to be a creep on his own, Conan brings in "hot hollywood stud" Dave Franco AKA Gendgis Brownstone (the D is silent) to up his averages.

I'm 42 years old and people tell me I look like Conan O'Brien.

They create profiles, set up fake names (I know, that's not how it works, but it's fine, I promise), match up with a real-life hotty, and then head out to meet her in  "Brown Lightening", their sweet-ass airbrushed murder van.

There ya have it. If Conan "Chip Whitley" O'Brien can conquer Tinder, anyone can. Just don't forget to lie your ducking face off. 

P.s. duck Dave Franco


(by Myka Fox)

Sources: h/t Gawker