The hero this graduating class needs.

Jathan Muhar's preschool graduation speech is everything that a public address should be: brief, concise, declarative, referential toward a dark-cowled vigilante with deep-seated psychological issues. It's pretty much perfect:

I really hope that Jathan's parents don't look too deeply into what it'll take for their little boy to realize his dreams.

(by Dennis DiClaudio)

Sources: rajujassar | h/t Gawker