Low on money? Got a deep, throaty voice that sounds like you're constantly gargling mayonnaise? Then some dude in Phonix who's bored out of his mind has a proposition he'd like to make you. The ad's already been taken down, possibly because the number was posted by someone who wanted to prank a friend (or enemy) with an inundation of phone calls from Chewbacca. That's actually a pretty brilliant idea and if you'll excuse us we have a few ex-girlfriends' phone numbers to post on Craigslist right now.

Sources: BuzzFeed