This is America in 2014. Who isn't ten pounds overweight?
Looking for a roommate is every young person's rite of passage, and like most rites this one often ends in bloodshed. Searching the ads you learn all about the human condition and its propensity for veganism, nudism, and in-home compost heaps. These immensely entertaining ads represent the full spectrum of strange, scary and delightfully insane characters encountered during the typical Craigslist roommate search.
Nothing wrong with "chronic" masturbation. But if it's in the roommate search inquiry, it's probably more like "constant" or "I'm typing this with one hand because I have no choice."
Even though it doesn't say you'll have roommates, trust me, you'll have roommates.