Did I mention this took place in Florida? Or did you already assume that's where this marvelous infraction transpired?

According to the Lee County Sheriff's office, the man in this surveillance footage was arrested earlier this year. He ran his car into a parked police vehicle, climbed on top and danced his wasted little butt off. He also tore off a windshield wiper and stole an American flag, like the true patriotic lunatic he is.

There are so many amazing aspects of this video that it's hard to choose my favorite part. First of all, there's full audio, so you get to hear him dancing to Hall & Oats' "Rich Girl" and Supertramp's "Goodbye Stranger" in real time.

This video is long, so here are the highlights:

-Minute 0:58, when "Rich Girl" ends and he patiently awaits the next song to begin.
-Minute 3:08, when he vogues, followed by an interpretive dance passage.
-Minute 6:00, when he breaks off a windshield wiper, has a fake sword fight with nobody, and chucks it into the yard.
-Minute 7:40, the arrest.


Remember to dance like no one is watching, so when it's caught on a surveillance camera we can all enjoy your inspired dance moves before you're handcuffed.

Sources: YouTube